All spaghetti comes from cuts of the same original spaghetti strand. The original strand grows at about 2ft per week and is kept safe in the Vatican’s main vault.

captainlordauditor:

scarybioloyg:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

the hunger games is a really good example bc on the base textual level of stuff like what happens and the order of events they got it mostly right but they also

1. whitewashed half or more of the cast
   
2. removed multiple canonical disabilities in main characters
3. marketed it as a love triangle
4. basically did literally everything the villains of the book did which made it super fucking obvious

graynard:

gyptheworld:

graynard:

gyptheworld:

graynard:

there is really nothing more satisfying than the purchase of a nice jacket

FACTS

please dont yell.

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thank you.

venuselectrificata:

retroactivebakeries:

venuselectrificata:

i am not immune to propaganda

you are immune to stab wounds

i am immune to stab wounds

swarnpert:

remember when justin bieber said swaggie

trichoglossus:

alpha-centaurius:

thenimbus:

blindbirdnerd:

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

@sparklyappledeer